*sees cute white boy* padre nuestro que estas en el cielo santificado sea tu nombre venga tu reino hagase tu voluntad en la tierra como en el cielo danos hoy nuestro pan de cada dia perdona nuestras ofensas como tambien nosotros perdonamos a los que nos ofenden no nos dejes caer en tentacion y libranos del mal amen
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR